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Showing posts with label sick burn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sick burn. Show all posts

Monday, May 3, 2010

Love will be something important

You know how i have a fetish for plagiarizing images with words on them. So here is one more i find makes me get really emotionally.





this has a lot of value for me. i love the hairstyle and i love how they are from the 90ies. its one of the songs i cant listen to all the time, i only save it for special occasions. So now I will post it. Argh, why is it always about life?


... And then I realized: It has nothing to do with me.


"Life moves on, and she flaps her wings."

Sunday, April 25, 2010

< A dark alley > OR < I like my women like I like my ravens >

Cold sweat trickles down his forehead.

He stumbles down the worn cobble-stone street, pursued by an unseen pursuer, scared of being described with phrases as overused as his worn out shoes, Botticelli's, Italian, the kind you buy the day before a funeral, the funeral of a forgotten friend, forgotten like one forgets to buy shoes to match a shabby black suit, but shoes can be bought at the Italians in The Dark Alley, friends cannot - or so he thought. For everything had a price, a price he had to pay, yes; it had all started with the shoes, the money purse weighed down by a bad conscience, ...and the fickle promise of a friend.

Relentlessly they slap the pavement, the shoes do, like a delirious Jamaican slaps his bass guitar, as if they hadn't punished their runner enough and now, in a final fit of malice, let their hatred out on the entire town.He could not go on, yet he did not stop, he could not stop, the merciless pace of his shoes echoing off the dead cellars, the rotten houses and the decaying chimneys, amplified to a terrible chorus of scrapes and slaps and flaps.
Slap.
Flap.
Slap. Flap.
Slapflapslapflapslapfrap. This is the sound of the pervs on chatroul
the Raven Baroness.









Thursday, August 27, 2009

Douchey Diensday

Dear reader, the other day while I was watering my garden
An introduction? Oh please. SO beyond that.


Douchebags are a pretty poor excuse for a mammal. They're a pretty poor excuse for a waste of space. If I wanted to suffer their presence, I might as well listen to The Smashing Pumpkins and smack my head against a brick wall repeatedly. Same effect, "bro."


Now, from the two random people who made that funny video, you know the one... with that guy? Who gets hurt? Never mind, look at this douche-inspired musical rap. SO TRUE.


Also, it seems some of these lesser life forms are capable of (involuntary) self-irony. This douche is talking about how his underwear - which he wears - is douchy. Wow, this takes his douchebaggery to a whole new level. It's just like a double-quarter-pounder vegi-burger: Twice the amount of what you don't want. 


And finally, speaking of douches, check out Bargayott & Valjusha. Haha they so funny.
It is tuesday.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

1234 love DAMMIT

Has it ever happened that you forgot your password to an important website?
Were you writhing in your chair out of frustration, trying to stop yourself from imagining terrible identity theft scenarios?

New, from the people who brought you "Liver Tissues - Alc B Gone™" comes the breakthrough in Why-didn't-I-think-of-that-Technology:

Gray Matters® - You've got it, use it already, numbnuts!"

In related news, someone is feeling a sick burn.