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Monday, August 31, 2009

Yo Mom's Spaghettiyo

Oh unholy gods of hell what is this hellish unholy noise plaguing me? Hell Thesaurus is broken.

Remember the other day I posted that sucky-but-in-a-way-ironically-funny video about those lame douchettes? (or is it she-douches? I do not know)
Anyway, that song "Hey There Delilah" by the Plain White T's? I see there are some hilarious and creepy variations thereof.

It's a great idea that Starbucks advertises the musicians it features in its mellifluous ambient noise, but mayhap refrain from subjecting innocuous bystanders to the cacophonous clamor of independent musical novices? (Undoubtedly Thesaurus is operating once more) 
Seriously though, the "rising young artist" was some

James Jen Erik
New Album OUT NOW: Your Eyes Are So Blue

Featuring the one-time-hits Why is the sky blue?, I'm feelin' Blue
and the hit single Little Blue Pill!

And before we wrap up the daily dose of sarcasm, here's a riddle:Which amateurish am I thinking of? (Hint: The name starts with Bargayott and ends with Valjusha!)

And now in utmost sincerity, this artist looks promising. I hope to hear you around a coffee shop someday. 

4 comments:

  1. For once: Delightfully hilarious.

    Specially the videos. Specially the Khalilah one.
    And I love Kathleen, she's such a treat!

    Greetings,

    Bargayott

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  2. James Jen Eric -> James Generic, took me a while to get that one ;)

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  3. Let's begin with some questions.. I really did not understand: - What is thesaurus???
    - What has the title to do with the text?
    (I'm sorry, but my brain is not in its best form today...)
    Kathleen is really good! My thoughts exactely on the starbucks music!
    But wait a second! I forgot! How nerdy is it, to call oneself "mr loser 1" and to have videos favourited like for example "Problem Sleuth Tribute" or "harry potter musical"
    ;-)
    valjusha

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  4. Then let me provide some answers.
    - Thesaurus? Check out http://www.gidf.de/thesaurus . That will explain EVERYTHING.
    (I think your brain is not in good shape. PERIOD.) ;-)

    - Why that name? Well, to be honest, all the good names were taken.

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