"Bacon bits can even make bacon better."
And we all know what goes well with bacon!
That's right - Waffles.
Showing posts with label carnivores. Show all posts
Showing posts with label carnivores. Show all posts
Friday, January 1, 2010
Bacon, cont.
"Bacon bits can even make bacon better."
And we all know what goes well with bacon!
That's right - Waffles.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Bacon Through The Ages
In the Stone Age, meat was a sign of power and physical dominance.
In the Middle Ages, rich people were fat. They also ate much meat.That is all there is to say.
Having considered the most important historical figures, let's review what we say about meat today:
This cute young fellow reminds me of a mammoth for some strange reason . He shall become rich, fat and powerful. If his heart doesn't give up on him in his 20's.You so tasty!
Carnivores are great. Just look at all these practical applications.
But seriously (rule 412), in the future:
Meat is so great. Why is it so great. It is so tasty.
-Baconface, 120000 B.C.Assert yourself as top of the foodchain! King of the Creatures!
In the Middle Ages, rich people were fat. They also ate much meat.That is all there is to say.
The power as your fangs sever the animal flesh!
The rough brawn you feel as your choppers gnaw on meat!
The carnal desire as you slaughter your victim fresh!
The delight you find in this scrumptious treat!- Lord Fatté de Baconface, 1442
Having considered the most important historical figures, let's review what we say about meat today:
This cute young fellow reminds me of a mammoth for some strange reason . He shall become rich, fat and powerful. If his heart doesn't give up on him in his 20's.You so tasty!
Carnivores are great. Just look at all these practical applications.
But seriously (rule 412), in the future:
Go vegan. Don't eat fur.
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