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Saturday, March 13, 2010

The thing you've been waiting for since Chinese democracy

PG-13: Offensive language, breathtaking imagery.
CLICK UP THERE FOR THE WHOLESOME EXPERIENCE. IF A GOD EXISTS HE WOULD NOT BE A CRANKFURTER, BUT HE SURE AS HELL WOULD LIVE OFF THEM.

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It is tuesday.

7 comments:

  1. For ultimate awsomeness, drink a can of POWERTHIRST while eating your crankfurters!

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  2. Don't think I can compete with your funnyness ;-) Therefore I won't try to be funny and just say: so many details, such enigmatic colours, such a flesh-lust!

    best regards,
    valjusha

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  3. Powerthirst fills its metaphorical panties with bowel discharge when it encounters a CRANKFURTERS CRANKFURTER. Rather wash it down with some Depresso's Crappuccino.

    Flesh-lust... more like sausage-fest.

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  4. I don't know, but sausage-fest has too many sexual connotations for me ;-)...
    Hahaha, I just realized you wrote "it's Tuesday". Love that you still keep true to your traditions! You know, as soon as one gets successful he seems to forget where he's coming from. you do not.

    valjusha

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  5. Did I forget to mention? CRANKFURTERS CRANKFURTERS are a natural aphrodisiac, increase male endurance, and make you get a flat tummy using THIS WEIRD OLD TIP.

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  6. What happens wen you put the Crankfurters Crankfurters into a blender (this special one, as seen on TV!) together with cucumbers, carrots and beetroot? Do you feel better afterwards if you drink this stuff?

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  7. If you put CRANKFURTERS CRANKFURTERS in a blender, it turns out perfectly puréed -
    THE BLENDER, THAT IS.

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