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It is tuesday.
Complete bullshit that is still WAAAY better than bargayott-valjusha.blobspot.com. May or may not be updated on tuesdays. Deal with it.
For ultimate awsomeness, drink a can of POWERTHIRST while eating your crankfurters!
ReplyDeleteDon't think I can compete with your funnyness ;-) Therefore I won't try to be funny and just say: so many details, such enigmatic colours, such a flesh-lust!
ReplyDeletebest regards,
valjusha
Powerthirst fills its metaphorical panties with bowel discharge when it encounters a CRANKFURTERS CRANKFURTER. Rather wash it down with some Depresso's Crappuccino.
ReplyDeleteFlesh-lust... more like sausage-fest.
I don't know, but sausage-fest has too many sexual connotations for me ;-)...
ReplyDeleteHahaha, I just realized you wrote "it's Tuesday". Love that you still keep true to your traditions! You know, as soon as one gets successful he seems to forget where he's coming from. you do not.
valjusha
Did I forget to mention? CRANKFURTERS CRANKFURTERS are a natural aphrodisiac, increase male endurance, and make you get a flat tummy using THIS WEIRD OLD TIP.
ReplyDeleteWhat happens wen you put the Crankfurters Crankfurters into a blender (this special one, as seen on TV!) together with cucumbers, carrots and beetroot? Do you feel better afterwards if you drink this stuff?
ReplyDeleteIf you put CRANKFURTERS CRANKFURTERS in a blender, it turns out perfectly puréed -
ReplyDeleteTHE BLENDER, THAT IS.